Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Monday - Gonzo Watch Day 9!

Today: SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL on Karl Rove's central role in the removal of U.S. attorneys. Also, MARKOS of DailyKos

Gonzo Watch has reached a fever pitch!

Gonzo_baby.jpg

It's Day 9, and McClatchy reports that the White House is searching for a Gonzo replacement!

Support for Gonzales appeared to be collapsing under the weight of questions about his truthfulness and his management ability. White House spokesman Tony Snow offered a tepid defense when asked if Gonzales would stay on the job until the end of President Bush's term.

"We hope so," Snow said. "None of us knows what's going to happen to us over the next 21 months."

The stars have aligned for Gonzo!

You may want to complete major projects that you have been working on during the last few months before the solar change takes place.


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177 comments:

not sam said...

Good morning!

Anonymous said...

On Wednesday night, Kucinich spoke with a group of citizens about Iran and impeachment.

Here's video:

blah blah blah said...

morning not sam and the rest of the gang.

my prediction is that gonzo is gone by thursday in a deal to avoid subponeas for uncle karl.

its time to get the word out that executive privilege = guilt

http://www.irememberjfk.com said...

http://www.irememberjfk.com

Anonymous said...

If Air America brass had illusions about a level political playing field, they would quickly learn otherwise.

“Early on, our ad-selling service told us, ‘You’re going to have a problem,’” Carl Ginsburg, a former Air America executive, told Extra!.

“We were told there would be a problem getting ads, because of the liberal politics.”

Anonymous said...

Oddly, Seder has since continued to utilize the Majority Report logo, as well as Garofalo's image, at the top of his website's home page.

Anonymous said...

Sinton suggested that Limbaugh’s conservative politics were immaterial to his initial success:

“Limbaugh being a conservative was almost beside the point. . . . He was just a phenomenal radio talent.”

Anonymous said...

Some of Air America’s programming decisions have been questionable. To the dismay of many listeners, the network began airing trash television host Jerry Springer in March 2005, presumably betting that the huge audience for his TV freak show would follow him to political talk radio. Springer left Air America and talk radio in September 2006

Anonymous said...

As this suggests, Air America’s ideological course has often been unclear if not wishy-washy.

Over all, while hosts have been good at belittling George Bush and other Republicans and conservatives, they have not been good at articulating a progressive agenda.

This may stem in part from the way Air America hosts tend to cleave to a Democratic Party line that has itself often been hard to decipher in recent years.

Anonymous said...

The most influential hosts—e.g., Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Laura Ingraham, Michael Savage—are often ideologically situated on the far-right flank of the party, so conservative talk serves to widen the national political spectrum to the right, giving cover to Republican politicians by allowing them to appear more moderate by contrast.

blah blah blah said...

anonymous said:

He was just a phenomenal radio talent...

i believe the appropriate response to this is:

you got to be shittin' me...


your analysis of springer is a little shallow. springer has been active in progressive politics for years. i listened to him when he was carried by the local aar affiliate and he's got a lot on the ball.

Anonymous said...

The network’s now-defunct Majority Report featured Janeane Garafalo and Sam Seder, both staunch liberals who opposed the Iraq War. As comics, both were adept at putting down their opponents on the right, but had limited experience as political analysts.

In the 2006 Ohio Democratic primary for U.S. Senate, Seder crusaded vigorously for the centrist Iraq War veteran Paul Hackett against the far more progressive U.S. Rep. Sherrod Brown, who had been calling for withdrawal. At times, when Seder sang the praises of Hackett, he didn’t seem to know that Hackett opposed withdrawal. Seder seemed to be taking his cues from liberal bloggers who strongly supported Hackett and were a regular feature on the show.

Seder’s and Majority Report’s preference for bloggers, who were often newcomers to politics, over experienced progressive experts and activists detracted from the show’s seriousness and impact.

daniel said...

Morning guys. Its not just the size of the scandal, but how many people are involved in it that matters also.

Anonymous said...

gonzo is gone by the end of the day

-conbo

daniel said...

you know what I find funny, on all these stories, Fox news was sitting there cheerleading corruption.

Anonymous said...

savings and loan?

thats was a grocery store!!!

-conbo

Nobody said...

don't make me hurt you

daniel said...

I heard them refer to him as Mr Bush. Thats was appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Blackwater USA!!!

wooooooot!

-conbo

daniel said...

dont need that other title. He didnt earn it.

Anonymous said...

bwhahahaha!

-conbo

bibimimi troll'p said...

come with me

and you'll be

in a world of pure imagination

Anonymous said...

Juno Alaska?

c'mon

other than a moose waltzing by- this banner is the biggest thing to happen all year!

-conbo

tdbgulfstream said...

Have enough courage to see the war through????? How about ....The war can be won if we are sociopathic enough and don't care how many of our troops die.

Anonymous said...

troops nothing

I'm rooting for Blackwater

thats where the real action is

-conbo

hashfanatic said...

thank god sam is on

what would jesus smoke? said...

However, the Supreme Court must brace itself for newly-discovered archaeological evidence from the Qumraan site of the Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls extolling the virtues of indigenous marijuana production among the locals under the Roman occupation of Judea.

A portion of preserved first century AD graffiti from the Qumraan citadel walls has been found and translated as being one of the Holy Beatitudes.

It reads Blessed Are the Weed Fakirs for Theirs is the Kingdom on High.

The Defense may rest on that one.

GBC said...

Four Years in Iraq and Bloodier by the Minute

A short rundown of some of what George Bush's war and occupation has wrought.

Yesterday marked the fourth anniversary of the moment the Bush administration launched its shock-and-awe assault on Iraq, beginning 48 months of remarkable, non-stop destruction of that country. It's an important moment for taking stock of Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Here is a short rundown of some of what George Bush's war and occupation has wrought:

Nowhere on Earth is there a worse refugee crisis than in Iraq today. According to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, some two million Iraqis have fled their country and are now scattered from Jordan, Syria, Turkey, and Iran to London and Paris. (Almost none have made it to the United States, which has done nothing to address the refugee crisis it created.) Another 1.9 million are estimated to be internally displaced persons, driven from their homes and neighborhoods by the U.S. occupation and the vicious civil war it has sparked. Add those figures up -- and they're getting worse by the day -- and you have close to 16% of the Iraqi population uprooted. Add the dead to the displaced, and that figure rises to nearly one in five Iraqis. Let that sink in for a moment.

LINK

Anonymous said...

This guy is great.

he has a super feminine voice!

he sounds like a fem bruno kirby, who was a good actor, but sadly, is now dead

bibimimi troll'p said...

this guy's unhinged!

bibimimi troll'p said...

ut sadly, is now dead

March 20, 2007 6:22 AM

*removes hat*

GBC said...

Joe needs to lay off the caffiene... Sheesh!

Pleasant, Sam?

*snark*

bibimimi troll'p said...

joel's great...

toniD said...

Morning all!

Did Sam say anything about the rumor yet?

Anonymous said...

Sam is gonna get fired and Sam will be replaced with Marc Maron.

Holy shee !

But at least will have maron to listen to.

Why is SAM fired? Just ratings?

Maybe he can work in a TV drama like Janeane.

Will miss you Sammy !!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

alberto uses post-it notes and the calvary

-conbo

GBC said...

Think the Nation's Debt Doesn't Affect You? Think Again

With Bush and cronies having added over $3 trillion dollars to the national debt, the country's credit card tab now stands at $8.8 trillion. This represents an astounding increase of over 45 percent since Bush came into office in January of 2001. And all this fiscal profligacy took place during the years when the CBO originally forecasted record surpluses of approximately $2.5 trillion. And there is no end in sight to the deficits.

More alarmingly we now rely on foreigners to finance over 40 percent of this debt with the lion's share coming from the Asian central banks. In FY 2006 the current account trade deficit is on track to set yet another record, on the order of $700 billion. To put this in perspective, billionaire investor Warren Buffet points out that, "15 years ago, the U.S. had no trade deficit with China. Now, it's 200 billion dollars." He says if the country does not change course, the rest of the world could end up owning 15 trillion-dollars worth of the United States. That's equal to the value of all American stock.

LINK

toniD said...

Those damned Sam Seder rumors

NOTE: This one will likely be updated a lot.

Dan, a reader in Atlanta, sent me an email over the weekend. He went to see Marc Maron do his standup routine at a local comedy club last week. And something that Maron said shocked quite a few of his fans.

In the email, he stated:

I am a longtime Morning Sedition and Air America fan from Atlanta. I now stream, but only occaisionally, mostly to Sam Seder, at first because he has Maron on every Friday. I saw Marc Maron perform the other night at the punchline and at one point in the show, he started talking about Air America because a fan was talking to him about it before he went on or something and Maron said that Air America wanted to hire him to replace Sam Seder and that it was awkward. I'll say. Marc said he turned them down but that Seder was going to be fired.
In a nutshell, Air America told Maron that his friend Seder was being dropped and that they wanted to hire him as a replacement. Maron felt a bit uncomfortable being put in that kind of situation and said no.

I hesitated to report on this, since this was rather vague, no time frame was mentioned (did this offer to Maron happen months ago? Weeks ago?), and nobody's saying anything else about it. It's really just hearsay. So, I decided to wait and see on this one.

Well, a few people picked up on the rumor, most notably Michael Hood at BlatherWatch. He got a few emails too. Still, the rumor was pretty vague, and I make it a policy to only report rumors that have at least some credibility, preferring to leave the fiction and bullshit to the bottom feeders who lack the self-confidence to actually deal in truth. But since many come to the World's Greatest Liberal Talk Radio Blog to find out the 411, and many of Seder's fans have been visiting here as of late, thanks to a link on Seder's site, I felt it necessary to at least make mention of this whole deal.

A possible contradiction of this rumor could pertain to the recent management changes at Air America. David Bernstein was hired last week by new Air America president Mark Green to oversee programming, and in an interview with the New York Daily News, published today, he stated that he wasn't prepared as of yet to overhaul the on-air roster. "...As a product, it's too early to say if we're going in the right direction," said Bernstein. "It may be that in the end, we're already giving people exactly what they want. That's what I'll be looking at." New program directors often don't make radical changes this early in the job, and it's likely that the network would like to avoid a listener-alienating controversy such as the one that ensued with the Mike Malloy debacle.

UPDATE: And BlatherWatch has posted Maron's side of the story, and not surprisingly, it sounds like it was a bit of a misunderstanding. "They [Air America] made me an offer. Initially it was unclear what time slot I would fill," he said. Initial plans were to put Maron in Seder's slot and move Seder back to evenings. Being close friends, Maron turned it down and told him what had transpired. As far as Maron knows, Seder has not been fired.

So there you have it. It's a pretty weak rumor, and extremely vague on top of that. No, it doesn't look like Sam Seder is getting the axe. It's all just a misunderstanding. If anything changes, you can find out the real story at LTR.

http://ltradio.blogspot.com/2007/03/those-damned-sam-seder-rumors.html#links

Gare said...

Anonymous said...
Sam is gonna get fired and Sam will be replaced with Marc Maron.

Holy shee !

But at least will have maron to listen to.

Why is SAM fired? Just ratings?

Maybe he can work in a TV drama like Janeane.

Will miss you Sammy !!!!!!!!!

March 20, 2007 6:26 AM


JUST ratings?!?!?!....LOL!

Doubt it will be Maron though, he's bombed twice. How about Stephanie Miller, she and Big Ed are pals?

Anonymous said...

millions of millionaires?

me be one of them?

did anyone catch that 1800number?

-conbo

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
alberto uses post-it notes and the calvary

Calvary was the mountain they cricified jesus on...

so ya , infact he does

"USE CALVARY"

they dont call him the torture rat for nothing.

daniel said...

I guess everyones going on about Rather and the idea that people are getting their news from comedians.

Anonymous said...

Hey Gare!

STFU

-conbo

"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" Oral Arguments said...

Transcript Now Online

Anonymous said...

HEY...

can you imagine a party with Joe , H.R. , and a bunch of other MRR crazies ???

Dont forget to wear your pink ties.

toniD said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Gare!

STFU

-conbo

Second that motion!

Gotta go to work

Later!

Anonymous said...

If Joel only interrupted when he had something funny to say, we'd never hear from him. Wouldn't that be nice?

daniel said...

so who the hell do think would want ALburto Gonzos job with all thats going on. I mean just sitting in his desk might make one guilty of something.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever noticed that Joel sounds just like Burt from Sesame Street?

GBC said...

What was once the love that dare not speak its name has now beocome the love that won't shut the fuck up. *snark*

First gay couple legally unites in Mexico City

An economist and a journalist became the first couple united under Mexico City's new gay civil union law, kissing while a string orchestra played "Besame Mucho" and police cordoned off streets around a white wedding tent filled with guests. ...

Dozens of supporters, including several couples who plan to register their own same-sex unions soon, waved rainbow flags, showered the couple with flower petals and yelled "Bravo!" Firecrackers exploded nearby.

"With this law, a history of exclusion comes to an end," Medina said. "Today, the love that before did not dare speak its name has now entered the public spotlight."

City officials also praised the law.

"Love now has one less obstacle," said Mexico City lawmaker Victor Hugo Cirigo, one of the biggest supporters of the new statute, which activists have been seeking for the past five years.

LINK

Anonymous said...

Does Joel even have a job, other than to try and squeeze out more and more of Sam's airtime every day?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Has anyone ever noticed that Joel sounds just like Burt from Sesame Street?

March 20, 2007 6:40 AM

If bert lived in chelsea and carried a purse ...

haha

daniel said...

Has that Washington DC madam released the names in her client book yet. Figure some congressmen or senaters got to be in there.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Joel. Shut up and let Sammy do HIS show! PLEASE! You're NOT funny!

daniel said...

Its not enough for Bush and his cronies just just steal the milk from the baby, they arent happy till they get the cow from the farmer.

Anonymous said...

Anyone ever hear a caller say "Oh, my God, I just LOVE Joel. Please, let's have more Joel and less Sammy"?

GBC said...

Third!

STFU gare. Read something for once in your life.

So there you have it. It's a pretty weak rumor, and extremely vague on top of that. No, it doesn't look like Sam Seder is getting the axe.

bibimimi troll'p said...

david broder's an extreme douchecase

Anonymous said...

L@L sez:

G'day, gang! Busy, busy, busy.

*

Happy (belated) birthday, toni D[arlin], our News Hostess w/ the mostest!

*

And look who crawled out from under their rock:

"Gare said..."

Nah, "Gare spews...," or "Gare pukes..." is more descriptive.

How's your love life lately, pretty-boy?

Bruhahahahahahaha!

Dance(-fight), dance, troll.

*

Keep the faith, kids.

Anonymous said...

We're about three more Joel interruptions away from becoming "The Sam and Joel Show". No wait, make that "The Joel and Sam Show". Within a week it'll be "The Joel Show with Sam Seder". After a month or two it'll be "The Joel Show" with Sammy calling in on Fridays.

daniel said...

Hmmmm, bonghits during a rainstorm is a good mix. Very chocolate and peanutbutteresk.

Anonymous said...

DOES Joel have a job?

Anonymous said...

Joel has two speeds: Walk and interrupt.

Anonymous said...

Joel's probably a right-wingnut trying to bring down Air America from the inside. First he lamed-up Al Franken's show, now he's doing the same for Sammy. Seriously, could he be any lamer?

daniel said...

talking about Lawrence on MSNBC Scarboro. Yeah that was cool. Hes funny as hell. I remember him saying he was going to do that, make the dude he was on with name some reporters who had been cowardly cause the problem seemed that we all knew that reporters had dropped the ball but not all and those who had how.

Anonymous said...

Joel needs to listen to rebroadcasts of the show. That might help him realize there's a huge difference between funny (Sammy) and extremely lame (himself).

hahahahahahahahaha said...

L@L sez:

G'day, gang! Busy, busy, busy.

----

The FITZMAS CLOWN is here! hahahahahaha. Tell us some-more about Fitzmas, clown. Tell us how Rove is shaking in his boots. L@L is the Fitzmas Fool!

Nobody said...

"L@L sez:"

You notice Gare but you skip right over me...hope a rogue seed pops and burns your nose stretch...

daniel said...

So it wasnt that we needed to turn to comedians cause not all journalist were "spineless" but that didnt not mean, at the same time, it not meaning that reporters hadnt been asking but that questions still werent being answered. Bush and the runaround kings, always giving hard working reporters the run around and congress needing to step in and voters to stop making excuses for Bush when these stories do come out.

daniel said...

something like that

Anonymous said...

Sammy=funny.
Joel=not.

daniel said...

you know how racist that is of Bush to use Alburtos coincedental happening to be the first Latino Attorney General?Oh my God. Give me an F ing Break. Hello?!

Anonymous said...

Aside from his constant, annoying interruptions, DOES Joel have a job?

daniel said...

To say hes not thinking he did anything wrong. Its cause Bush ordered Gonzo to do all this that Bush supports him, not Bush "I love tacos so Jose can stay" babbling.

Anonymous said...

Maybe lame interruptions are in Joel's job description. Afterall, Sammy seems even funnier by comparison.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to explain to joel the difference between On-Air Talent and Lame.

Anonymous said...

Once, Joel had something REALLY funny to say, but he forgot what it was, then he interrupted anyway.

Anonymous said...

If Joel were a clown, children everywhere would hate clowns.

GBC said...

Oh wow... that's my mayor Rocky Anderson!

daniel said...

Bush,"See, I can let Burt go see, cause Im trying to exportation all the other beaners and wetback back to their own personal hells, and if he left, and we kept wadgeing war against all the other not hot latino womens....then where else would I find someone who could role a burrito or a cigar of their virgen thigh this good?"

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sammy's a former standup comedian. Maybe Joel's a former heckler!!

Gare said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Gare!

STFU

-conbo

March 20, 2007 6:30 AM

GBC said...
Third!

STFU gare. Read something for once in your life.


March 20, 2007 6:46 AM


And who says the Left isn't chock full of intellectuals with a Socratic debate style and a singular Dorothy Parker wit?

LOL!

daniel said...

Then Bush sits back and lights up another burrito, and pours hot sauce on and eats his cigar.

Gare said...

BTW, I'd go with Stephanie Miller...

One thing AAR has a dearth of is hot babes....Jill Pike being about the only exception.

Would include Randi, but ...well...she's not.

blah blah blah said...

gare - randi is on line 1 for you.

hard to believe you want to go the faux bimbo route...

daniel said...

I had one of those peanut butters.the code number 2201 series and had to take it back. Peter Pan. I forgot but we had it a week or two ago and were like,"Oh crap, its the evil peanut butter". I think they let it happen on purpose to aid to the instilled fear they rely on to snowball the American populus.

Anonymous said...

Hey!! He DOES sound like Bert!!

air-ono said...

listen to this anti-joel troll (aka, leonard)

joel is brilliant

leonard if you don't consider joel funny, you don't know funny (as is clearly evidenced by your posts)

and you've been up all night writing your piddly gripes to pepper the blog with

passiveconsumer said...

Randi's hot in that " I'll drink whiskey and arm wrestle you " butch way.

but i get the feeling she's got a crush on Ritter.

air-ono said...

//He DOES sound like Bert!!//

He DOES

He DOES

He DOES

(you dickhead)

air-ono said...

LOL!
gare's hanging out for that try-hard bitch //Stephanie Miller//

why gare...
to jerk off to

daniel said...

Like Vinnie and Mugsy the politions,"They wont know how the salmonila gets in the peanut butter, and they wont neccessarily go thinking terrorist. But the'll know somethings wrong with it and the spinach and a feeling of general unease and paranoia will soak into the communities everywhere. We'll be able to shout ghost! And they wont look to see if it really is a ghost, they'll hopefully just run. Then us, and the guy we get to ware a sheet and say boo, will rumage through all the citizens stuff looking for stuff to steal.".

Anonymous said...

what is all this Joel bashing?

Sam needs a straight man

:)

-conbo

blah blah blah said...

"I'll drink whiskey and arm wrestle you".

butch, smutch, any gal who wants to drink whiskey with ya is a good thing.

Anonymous said...

air-ono said...


and you've been up all night writing your piddly gripes to pepper the blog with

March 20, 2007 7:16 AM


stop this wussy, namby pamby fake aussie speak.

this is america.

play by the rules.

america rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Are you sure Joel is supposed to be funny? Maybe he's Sammy's Ed McMahan. Ed wasn't funny either. Of course, Ed wasn't constantly interrupting.

passiveconsumer said...

Bush said he had a “fascinating trip” and even sprinkled some Spanish into his remarks yesterday.

“Glad to be back in Mexico. The hospitality was very generous and the meals were quite good. Estoy lleno (I am full),” he said, drawing laughter.

daniel said...

Mr Ed feels justified hating Neal Horsely. "He-he-he-he raped me Wilber"

Anonymous said...

Tom DeLay was on NPR this morning

He sounded sane at moments

-conbo

Anonymous said...

I wonder why we're not constantly hearing from Justin and Lauren. Maybe they're actually doing they're jobs. Joel should follow their example.

Anonymous said...

sub prime mortages!

yes that is the term!!!!

I was listening to NPR and they talked about the mortage diaster, but they did not explain why it happened.

They had an expert who said
"Bad, bad Americans."

that was it

-conbo

daniel said...

Tom Delay- Likes small Philapino child hookers.

air-ono said...

here's a name for your newsletter, sam

SAM'S FUCKED-UP BLOG NEWSLETTER

*
you've abandoned us, sam

Anonymous said...

sheeus Daniel

it's too early for thinking about child prostitution

-conbo

passiveconsumer said...

Philapino---

is that like some sort of philadelphia washtub pinot noir or something?

Anonymous said...

come to think of it

there is never a good time
to dwell on that very much

head in the sand

happyiness

-conbo

GBC said...

Gare said...
BTW, I'd go with Stephanie Miller...

One thing AAR has a dearth of is hot babes....

//

Not surprisingly, gare thinks with his little head instead of his big head.

Alice said...

UN asks Venezuela to open to investments

United Nations Secretary-General, South Korean Ban Ki-moon, over the weekend in New York said he is likely to pay a visit to Latin America this year, and asked countries in the region to offer "opportunities for foreign investments."
...

air-ono said...

connie, gimme 2 seconds and i'll grab a couple of "married to the sea" toons
: )

daniel said...

You bring the chainsaw, Ill bring the beer. Wont matter what he sounds like, thats why you bring the stereo that goes to 11. Him and Abramoff and their Sai Pan hooker hidaway. What the hell were they thinking in the end of the movie Hidaway by the way. Thats made about as much sense as Bush and the last 6 years man I sware. I followed the story, but all of a suddon, it just kind of got cheesy fest out of nowhere and then it was like, ok was it a dream, and it was so stupid does it matter?

Alice said...

A natural gas OPEC, or an attempt to scare markets?

Five of the world’s leading producers of natural gas, Venezuela, Algiers, Qatar, Iran and Russia will be launching the “gas OPEC” during the next energy conference scheduled for April 9 in Doha according to a report from the Russian newspaper Kommersant, quoting Arab diplomatic sources.
The meeting of the Forum of Gas Producing Countries, which has been long agreed, will become the moment to announce the creation of the natural gas cartel, adds the newspaper.

The founding countries of the new group are to be Venezuela, Algiers, Qatar, Iran and Russia according to the Russian daily that adds recent quotes from leaders of these countries advancing such a purpose.
...

Anonymous said...

:)

Gare-I'm almost positive steph would sleep with you

-conbo

air-ono said...

Chickens love drugs

Kids love anvils

daniel said...

If republicans were any kind of moral majority theyd just go to the Bunnyranch and buy favors from women and then admit it,"Yeah, girls rock, I pay to boff hookers and its good fun and my wife and my relationships never been better" instead of getting caught with male hoolers at massage parlors, humping goats, having weird gay prostitutes show up out of the blue, attacking porn like they were addicted, engaging in child prositution abroad...or whatever.

Anonymous said...

hahaha!

thanks Ono

-conbo

Anonymous said...

Gonzo-the private sector is big right now...

-conbo

Anonymous said...

hahahaha!

-conbo

Alice said...

"Night Attorney General"

Lmao! Funny, Sam..

Anonymous said...

Chertoff!

oh god, I heard that too

ewww

-conbo

daniel said...

I think theyre gonna make Fred Thomson the new Attorney General.

daniel said...

and I dont even know what Im talking about. yeah buddy, that there what you call an uneducated guess.

air-ono said...

waitings' new dishwasher
: )

Alice said...

Out-Flanked: A New War on Terra Arrives with Bush-Lula Ethanol Deal- Another Bush Family Energy Empire Now Forming in the Heart Of South America

Anonymous said...

Tony Snow will be the new attorney general

And Chertoff will be the new
press secretary

Bush will still be the decider.

-conbo

daniel said...

Id find out the facts before I made my assumption, but the presidents is the president and hes setting this bad example for the rest of us so I feel compelled to answer like Im some sort of authority....even if I have, no idea whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

//even if I have, no idea whatsoever.//

Don't worry...none of us do.

And, at least your not posting nudie bathroom pics.

-conbo

daniel said...

Bush is no expert, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

Anonymous said...

ahahahaha

-conbo

daniel said...

Whoops, turns out that was Gore. Apparently, Bush stayed at some flop Motel Shay Crackhead or something. Hmmm. That explain the state of things...

Alice said...

Posada still trying for bail

Terrorist Luis Posada Carriles has another opportunity on April 2 to apply for bail before a U.S. judge, having being refused it previously.

Posada Carriles did not apply for bail in February in order to first present a habeas corpus to the immigration authorities for his release after spending more than one year on immigration charges, but not for his acts of terrorism.
...

Alice said...

Chavez: Parties that don’t Join Unified Socialist Party of Venezuela are Free to Leave

...
Referring to the reluctance of his three largest coalition partners, PPT (Fatherland For All), Podemos (We Can), and PCV (Communist Party of Venezuela), to join the newly forming United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV), Chavez said, “If they want to leave, they may do so. They are not indispensable.” “For me, they are almost in the opposition,” he added.
...

air-ono said...

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Alice said...

http://www.globalvoicesonline.org/

Zimbabwe: Man killed, opposition arrested and tortured

Anonymous said...

heh

he is driving

-conbo

air-ono said...

SAM!!!!!
you're only going to have SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL on for only 6-7 minutes
!

air-ono said...

//he is driving//

i thought he was in a rowing boat

blah blah blah said...

executive privilege = guilty guilty guilty

air-ono said...

SAM!!!
next time get sidney while he's in the shower

blah blah blah said...

i thought he was in a rowing boat

stroke, stroke, stroke...

Anonymous said...

his stop is coming up!

-conbo

daniel said...

Hey Sam, I had one question and its not crucial, but could you ask or do we know, where these 300 emails, is it like tons of legalese about how they need to subvert this, and extradite the removal of this guy or that lady? Or is it like "We need to get this fucker, and that cocksuckers fucking up our guys operation over hear, so that son of a bitch need to go down. Yeah that lady, she totally sucks, lets 86 her and then well laugh about it when she complains and act like shes stupid so she cries to the media then we'll say she was menopausal or something. Our sonstituents hate women automatically so this will be an easy sell. Stupid add supporters"?

daniel said...

3000 emails. But was it more like plain speak that could made good theater of?

daniel said...

ass supporters

Anonymous said...

wow

good times

-conbo

daniel said...

Thats is what Bush's base are. Ass supporters.

daniel said...

Normally we get labled that cause you know, the donkey. But yeah, how about that?

air-ono said...

coming up next (before bed) some dan griggs paintings

Anonymous said...

speaking of bed

i should take a nap before

work

-conbo

Anonymous said...

It's time for a remake of that ole 1951 movie "Bedtime For Bonzo, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043325/fullcredits#cast all about a chimp as a matchmaker, starring Diana Lynn as the heroine and Ronald Reagan in the title role. To bring the story up to contemporary times, the remake will be renamed "Bedtime for Gonzo"
starring Berto Gonzo as the heroine and gwbush in the title role.

Rock a bye Gonzo
in the bushtop
when the bush blows
the Gonzo willl drop
and chimpie will cry

Alice said...

Global Consciousness Project Grapher 1.0 - FREE DOWNLOAD

Alice said...

Awesome! Thanks, a/o!

:)

daniel said...

I thought your clocks would be ahead an hour on NY time. How much time turning clocks back when the programmed daylight saving time takes efect will be wasted setting all those millions of clocks back that had been set foward already because of Bush doing that, and how much money cumulatively do you think will be losted in manhours and productivity and sheer materia resourses restting the system worldwide of daylight savings times so future chronological machines and gizmos everywhere will be on track from that point on, including how much is wasted in both time and money as some clocks are new and set themselves to the new daylight daving date and some are still old that people dont want to get rid of or cant afford to replace. All the hundreds of thousand of people being annomilousll late 1 hour, and then later itll happen again, and again until finnaly a critical mass is reached where finnally enough time peices on VCRs and PCs and cars have been replaced to where people on on the right time again. But for years maybe, some people will be sporadically one hour off twice a year more than they would have normally, even if in the long run changing daylight savings is a good idea. Which is funny.

daniel said...

And thats why I think Bush really did it. Just to fuck with with every one.

air-ono said...

the blog girls
(in alphabetical order)

bibi

bridge

catharine

cathy

connie

shelly

by dan griggs
(as commissioned by me)

daniel said...

Bush, the idiot savant... bad at forign policy, but master practicle joker.

Alice said...

Theories of everything: A theory of everything must address consciousness, says prof

A new theory of the universe outlined by Wake Frest University medicine prof Robert Lanza, called biocentrism addresses the implications of failure to include our own consciousness in our understanding of the world:
...

daniel said...

I mean you heard the one he told about WMD. Man hes such a card.

air-ono said...

OOOOPS!!!

swap cathy's & catharine's pics

air-ono said...

sorry cathy & catharine for the mix up

daniel said...

This is why I advise Hillary loosening up and showing cleavage.... not agreeing with slugman. But hes saying she sounds like a chastising school marm. But thats to please the cheuvenistic aspect of America. The I need a big tittied hot bimbo bringing me Beer while they blow me part of our collective psyche.

daniel said...

Personally I cant stand beer.

blah blah blah said...

gotta like the blog girls.

must be a slow news day to waste time on that yutz glenn beck. maybe hr will call in.

blah blah blah said...

you're a democrat. you believe in cut and run.

arrrgh. where do they get these ass monkeys from. everyone knows we just want to fight them over here cause we're too lazy to go over there.

air-ono said...

for news consumer:
another supermodel shot dead in brooklyn
: )

Anonymous said...

had to come back for this Glenn Beck qoute:

This summer, Beck was arguing over the airwaves that if there were further terrorist attacks by Muslims on American soil, that concentration camps were all but a fait accompli, and that "Muslims will see the West through razor wire if things don't change":

All you Muslims who have sat on your frickin' hands the whole time and have not been marching in the streets and have not been saying, 'Hey, you know what? There are good Muslims and bad Muslims. We need to be the first ones in the recruitment office lining up to shoot the bad Muslims in the head.' I'm telling you, with God as my witness... human beings are not strong enough, unfortunately, to restrain themselves from putting up razor wire and putting you on one side of it. When things -- when people become hungry, when people see that their way of life is on the edge of being over, they will put razor wire up and just based on the way you look or just based on your religion, they will round you up. Is that wrong? Oh my gosh, it is Nazi, World War II wrong, but society has proved it time and time again: It will happen.


he's not a racist..no way

link

Glenn is just emotional!

-conbo

daniel said...

Just imagine this, all right wingers are imagining, what Hillary would look like, getting chewed under the desk by a male intern and wondering, if they could live, with being that intern. Its for no reason, but they make each other think about it to make it an issue even though its not an issue and thats like primative instinct or something like that. Like Bill cooler cause Nascar dads could understand being Bill, but they arent going to imagine being Hillary and so that leaves them eating her pussy. That image is whats suppost to be left in the mind of the right winger and now shes not being judged on her accomplishments but on her sexual appeal, when that would be ok in the minds of all rightwingers for Bush to be judged in a similer way. In his case, they look at Laura and go, well, she does her make up more whorishly so yeah Id fuck her. Hillary would have to dirty it up, get all slutty, then maybe. So she needs to just relax more and be more casual cause shes way more sexually attractive when shes not trying to fake her way win over a crowd, and not that that should matter....but in that way Glenn Beck hopes to make her less appealing to vote for. Next he'll say she remind him of his mom, but only cause shes not old enough to compare to a grandmother with it havingmuch more impact than mother in the worlds of MILFs and GILFs. So there I said it.

daniel said...

But the way hes saying it is offensive. Or just the fact that hes saying it and trying to say hes not saying what hes saying.

air-ono said...

blah blah blah after viewing the blog girls

New said...

https://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1260223047421551014&postID=2639663957658150570

blah blah blah said...

air-ono said...
blah blah blah after viewing the blog girls

it must have been the ouzo, saluud

daniel said...

Whats funny is that under that analysis of Glenn Becks attack on Hillary basing the predjudice on looks of and characteristics of what it would be to be intament to and with Hillary reveal Glenns perpencity to be addicted to porn and be a sexual fetishist. The overall apparent drawn to and preference to the more "painted" women, such as Laura Bush is, the more garish(dont know if garish is the right word but Im trying to flex vocab here like Dennis Miller or something)Lauras Bright bright red Lipstick and seductive stoned "I just got some, now Im going to do you" eyes. Which doesnt necessarily say theres anything wrong wth Beck persay, but it could be symptamatic of other things cause rememebr that porn actresses, as Ive discussed after hearing it on Dr Drew are just female impersonaters in reality. See, they are women, who cross dress as more attractive women, making them femial female impersonaters. Again which suggest someone like exaggerated female fetures. Huge breast, rouge, lipstic, stockings, which could suggest an earlier event, possible issue somewhere that may have some childhood roots, maybe early sexual exposure and hense the adult traumatic excercizing of the eggagerated woman fetish. And that can aid in ideological chucrch base cheuvanistic woman hatred explored and exhibited by right wingers.

daniel said...

hands cramped by the end of that one, sorry for the typorama....

daniel said...

Same problem Bill Orielly has with his teen cheerleader pornactress addiction.

daniel said...

The arguement always seems like though, they want girls to look like Laker girls not waring panties, but only for them....and only when no ones looking...cause they need to rail against it and have it as an issue. And if youre not hot then we'll say thats the problem, but be hot for us, but dont act hot or else we have to say youre immoral. Now lets lufa.

bibimimi troll'p said...

man, he does sound like bill scher.

only dewey-er

bibimimi troll'p said...

air-ono said...
the blog girls

the ladies blogxiliary!

blah blah blah said...

asleep at the switch...

the blog has been moved twice and i never noticed. if you're reading this, you didn't either...